Regardless of how hard you try and how bad you want it or need it to happen, a Y.M.C.A membership card will NEVER open a hotel room door. Don’t panic if presented with this scenario. Suprisingly enough, most hotel hallways are wide enough to stretch out pretty well and get nice and comfortable for a solid drunken slumber/stupor. I can’t speak for all of the major franchises out there, but I highly recommend Holiday Inn. Not only do they take Triple-A, but the carpeting lining the public walkways is very plush and accommodating.